This was unsolicited... but we still made it for you.
You don't need to "grab em' by the pussy" ™ to get their attention.
Sure... women will wonder, "Is he working with a massive Cheney or an undercover Tracy? Will he try to sneak around back like the devious Dastardly or spray upwards like the glorious Moby?"
They can't (and shouldn't) know... until they know.
But guys... sometimes unasked questions are best left unanswered. Don't be rude and force them to look at your penis, instead... make em' smile by showing em' some real dicks.
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