Ab-raham Lincoln

The Great Emancipator wasn’t quite WWE material, but he was an accomplished wrestler; defeated only once in ~300 matches.

According to Carl Sandburg’s biography of Lincoln, Honest Abe once challenged an entire crowd of onlookers after dispatching an opponent saying, “I’m the big buck of this lick. If any of you want to try it, come on and whet your horns.”

While his service to our country as the President was exemplary, we imagine he was a bit of a douche in his 20s.

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